Words of ‘Pemangsa Cinta’.
Taken from some Mailist …
pemangsa : "kamu punya obeng?"
mangsa : "nggak punya"
pemangsa : "tapi punya nomor HP kan?? boleh minta ga?"
pemangsa : "Kamu dari JAMAICA ya?"
mangsa : "nggak kok"
pemangsa : "but JA MAIKING me crazy"
pemangsa (dengan muka penuh kesedihan, tarik nafas dalam2…):
If I have the letters "HRT", I can add "EA" to get "HEART" or "U" to get "HURT",
but I’d rather choose "U" and get "HURT" than to have "HEART" without "U"…
Lo tatap dia dengan penuh perasaan, trus ketika dia nanya..
"Lo kenapa sih?"
Lo tanya ke dia..
"Sakit ga sih?"
cewe: Sakit kenapa?
Lo: Bidadari kaya lo, jatuh dr langit.. Sakit ga sih?
Cowo: Mbak-mbak, maaf ya…
Cewe: Knapa?
Cowo: Minta tolong sebentar jangan bergerak…
Cewe: ?? Emang knapa mas? (Bingung karna ga kenal ama si cowo)
Cowo: Saya perlu bukti, jadi saya foto sebentar pake Handphone saya ya..
(cklik!! sambil ambil foto pake HP)
Cewe: ????? (tambah bingung) Bukti buat apa ya???
Cowo: Ngga….. Kmaren temen saya bilang ga ada tuh yang namanya "Cewek
secantik bidadari". Dengan foto ini saya mau tunjukin kalo dia salah….
Cewe: ???????? Oya? (Mukanya merah…..) Nama mas siapa?
cowo: Say kamu kaya sendok!
cewe: hah?
cowo: Iya,Soalnya kamu ngaduk-ngaduk hati ku!
me :say 4 huruf buat kamu
say : apa?
me: L-O-V-E
ngeliatin dia…
pas dia mulai protes…
sambil garuk2 kpala bilang "arghhh km kok cantik bgt sih…."
co: say…minta kopi donk
ce: bentar ya dibikinin yg hangat ya
co: ok deh…jgn manis2x ya aku suka kopi pahit
ce: syip deh…tunggu bentar
co: jgn di cicipin say…nanti kopinya jadi manis
" If i could rearrange the alphabet,
i would put u and i together"
"I saw a flower this morning,
i thought it was the most beautiful thing i ever seen, until i gaze upon you"
"Your father must have been a thief,
because he stoled two stars in the sky and put it in your eyes"
Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!
Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.
I didn’t know that angels could fly so low!
If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you.
Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
Where have you been all of my life?
Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?
"Pinch me." "Why?" "You’re so fine I must be dreaming."
Are you religious? Cause you are the answers to all my prayers.
It’s my birthday! How about a birthday kiss? [Is it really your birthday?]
No, but how about a kiss anyway?
Do you have a bandaid? Because I just scrapped my knee falling for you.
Help, somethings wrong with my eyes - I just can’t take them off you.
I think I can die happy now, coz I’ve just seen a piece of heaven.
Is your name Gillette? ‘Cause you’re the best a man can get.
There’s just one thing your eyes haven’t told me yet….your name.
